Jenelle Evans: My Ex is an Smug Douchebag LIAR!

Jenelle Evans … nicely, bless her coronary heart, she would not have the most effective luck in love.

She’s by no means as soon as, in her complete whole grownup life, dated man.

She hasn’t even been with an honest man, they’ve all been terrible.

Whereas she may fill a e-book — a number of books even — about her misadventures in romance, this time she’s talking out towards simply a type of guys.

And judging by the issues she has to say, she’s nonetheless simply livid about him …

Ah, Reminiscences …

Hey, do you need to do a fast recap of Jenelle’s love life? That may be enjoyable, proper? It’ll additionally set the stage for the drama we will be speaking about at present.

Oh Hey, Andrew

Oh Hey, Andrew

The primary man we ever noticed her with was Andrew Lewis, the creeper who acquired her pregnant with Jace. He was too outdated to be messing along with her and he was additionally fairly absent. When he was round, he wasn’t very good to Jenelle, nevertheless it wasn’t too lengthy after Jace was born that he disappeared completely.

Miss You, Kieffer

Miss You, Kieffer

After that she acquired concerned with Kieffer Delp, who’s broadly regarded to be the most effective man she was ever with. Not as a result of he was really individual — he did introduce her to heroin, in spite of everything — however as a result of he was the one who really appeared to love her.

Bear in mind Gary?

Remember Gary?

Jenelle and Kieffer did break up and get again collectively a number of occasions, and through a few of these breakups, she was with a man named Gary Head who she accused of home violence by the use of strangulation with a bedsheet, so …

The Courtland Period

The Courtland Era

When she was achieved with each Kieffer and Gary, Courtland Rogers entered the image. They’d a fairly risky relationship that each one occurred when Teen Mother 2 wasn’t filming, however primarily they did heroin collectively, acquired married, and cut up up throughout a fairly quick time frame. Traditional Jenelle, proper?

Nathan Time!

Nathan Time!

Whereas she was nonetheless legally married to Courtland, she met Nathan Griffith and determined to have a child with him actual fast, as a result of apparently Nathan’s underwear modeling and his passion of driving drunk simply actually did one thing for her.

David Eason, AKA Uncle Dangerous Contact

David Eason, AKA Uncle Bad Touch

Shortly after she and Nathan broke up (like, a number of weeks after), she met David Eason on Tinder and named him her model new soulmate. David’s horrible qualities can be freshest in our reminiscence, clearly, however when she acquired with him he had a prison document and a historical past of girlfriends accusing him of home violence, and he solely acquired worse.

Good Ol’ Herb

Good Ol' Herb

And eventually we’ve Herb Wilkinson, some man from Boston who solely managed to hold for every week or two. We by no means acquired to see him on the present, after all, and he wasn’t round lengthy sufficient for us to study a lot about him, however from what we did see, he is no winner both.

Right here We Go!

Here We Go!

However we’re about to listen to much more about Herb, as a result of he was the topic of Jenelle’s newest rant!



Like we stated, Herb is a few man from Boston, and actually all we find out about him is that he is 23 years outdated, he struggles with dependancy, and he used to have a behavior of claiming some fairly terrible issues about Jenelle on Twitter.



Like, he wrote issues like “Do the USA a favor and kill your self” and “I hope you get a non curable flesh consuming illness you c–t.” That is the form of man we’re speaking about.

You Know How Selections Be

You Know How Choices Be

Nonetheless, Jenelle thought he can be a sensible choice for a brand new soulmate, or at the least she did for a bit. She traveled as much as Boston to go to him and every part.

Not Working Out

Not Working Out

However simply as rapidly because it started, the romance was over, and now Jenelle has to undergo the difficulty of touchdown ANOTHER new man, as a result of goodness is aware of she will’t stand being single for any vital period of time.



(And sure, we all know there’s tons of proof that implies she’s again with David, however can we please not take into consideration that proper now? This story is miserable sufficient as it’s.)

A Thriller

A Mystery

However what occurred with Herb? Who referred to as it off? Why did issues finish so quick? WHAT’S THE STORY?!

Hmm …

Hmm ...

Effectively, for some motive, Herb has determined to actually begin going after Jenelle this week. We’re undecided if one thing occurred or if he simply determined he wished some consideration, however he is been fairly imply for the previous couple of days.



He referred to as her “f-cking repulsive” when somebody requested about her on Instagram, and clarified that “Which means who she is as a human, and her bodily self.”

Do not Maintain Again, Herb

Don't Hold Back, Herb

In one other remark, he wrote “Most socially awkward human ever. Cannot maintain a dialog. Obsessive about herself and thinks she’s nonetheless ‘well-known.’ It is form of hilariously unhappy. Nothing about her is attention-grabbing. In any respect. Boring in ALL points. I imply ALL.”

There’s Extra!

There's More!

“She has three youngsters with three males,” he stated in one more remark. “All I can say is she makes horrible life selections. I am no saint, however she makes me seem like St Michael. She’s a clown that is SO uncomfortable in her personal pores and skin and HATES the truth that I ghosted her.”



And Jenelle merely won’t let that stand.

Go Get ‘Em, Lady

Go Get 'Em, Girl

She shared this on her Instagram story final night time, utilizing a shot from A Star is Born to explain her journey to see Herb. Would not look so enjoyable, huh?

Good Concept

Good Idea

She then determined to do a fast little Q&A along with her followers, and it was fairly clear what she wished to speak about.

Getting Some Particulars

Getting Some Details

Somebody requested her what occurred with Herb, and he or she stated “Wasted my cash on an boastful douche bag. Actually was both handed out drunk or telling his associates on the telephone ‘he is with Jenelle’ or ‘say hey to my associates!'”



One other follower requested what she did whereas she was in Boston, and he or she replied “Not something enjoyable lol sat in an Airbnb Facetiming my associates as a result of I used to be soooo bored.”

Exhibiting Mercy

Showing Mercy

It prove she has seen what Herb has been saying about her — no shock there — however she stated “my ex simply begged me to be good so I will.”

Not Feeling Nice

Not Feeling Great

As for a way she’s been doing these days basically, it appears she’s been “very anxious these days” due to “individuals testing my persistence lol.”

A Risk?

A Threat?

She answered a number of different questions — stuff about how she misses being on TV and has been watching lots of Netflix — however when somebody informed her that Herb is saying that he is the one who dumped her, she stated “If solely you noticed my texts.”

What is the Reality?!

What's the Truth?!

However simply earlier at present, Herb posted just a little one thing on his personal Instagram story that learn “Do not speak sh-t when I’ve footage and movies. #steppedOnHotPocket”

Oh No

Oh No

So … the one solution to interpret that terrible message is that he is threatening to launch some nudes of her, proper? There’s nothing else that would imply?

A Nightmare

A Nightmare

We’re undecided why issues have been getting so nasty between Jenelle and Herb now, nevertheless it undoubtedly appears to be like prefer it’s not going to be slowing down anytime quickly.

Buckle Up!

Buckle Up!

So maintain on tight, associates … we do not have a fantastic feeling about this.

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